Tag : vol 55 issue 29

Tag: vol 55 issue 29

Trump Says He Disagrees With ‘Send Her Back’ Chants

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Trump Picks Little Eugene Scalia—You Know, Antonin’s Boy—To Lead Labor Department

WASHINGTON—Receiving a Cabinet-level appointment that surely would have made his old man proud, little Eugene Scalia—you know, Antonin’s boy—has been selected by President Trump to serve as the nation’s new labor secretary, sources confirmed Thurs...

Weather Channel Correspondent Paddling Boat Through Melted Sidewalk To Show Off Extent Of Heat Wave

Weather Channel Correspondent Paddling Boat Through Melted Sidewalk To Show Off Extent Of Heat Wave News In Photos Advertisement Share This Story Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to resto...

New Study Finds Nipples Evolved To Stop Mammals From Squirting Continuous Streams Of Milk From Chests

MALIBU, CA—In a discovery that may vastly increase understanding of the vestigial growths, researchers at Pepperdine University published a study Friday concluding that nipples evolved in order to stop mammals from voiding continuous streams of mi...

Trump Campaign Store Offering Special Disavowed Discount On All ‘Send Her Back’ Merchandise

WASHINGTON—In an effort to distance the President from a racist remark chanted about Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) earlier this week, the Trump campaign store reportedly began offering a special disavowed discount Friday on all ‘Send Her Back’ m...

Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter

VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying attention, the real Buzz Aldrin was reportedly spending his 50th year in a row on the moon Friday trying to warn Earth of the imposter who...