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'I've met a baby named Felonee and that takes the cake': 20+ Cringeworthy Baby Names

Remember when we thought Apple was a bad baby name? That would be Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's Apple, of course. Or remember that episode of 30 Rock when Cerie considers naming her unborn child "Bookcase?" Well, as it turns out, the fine line between parody and reality grows even finer when y...

35+ Extra specific Spotify playlists to capture 'every possible mood in the human psyche'

It's that time of year again…not just the holidays and the new year approaching. But it's time for everybody and their mother to start posting their Spotify Wrapped playlist on their socials! As the...

'He's a major legal liability': Bigoted coworker lashes out at fast food restaurant

It's shocking that this guy hasn't been fired yet! He lashed out at multiple coworkers, including his manager, at this point, spewing a series of hateful remarks that are more than enough grounds for...

Update! 'There was broken glass everywhere': Can-stealing delinquent nephew gets arrested after trashing uncle's home

What do you do when you've been caught and punished for your delinquent actions? Apologize and learn from the experience, improving your life and outlook? No! Double down on your mistakes — of course...

'With all due respect, you've never even worked in a restaurant before:' Hostess claps back at egotistical new manager who has never even worked a day in the service industry before

Just because you hold a higher job title, does not mean you know more about the job. Sure, you might be more qualified for different aspects of the job, but don't come in and start telling your emplo...

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Mark Zuckerberg Says He Will Sue If Elizabeth Warren Become Government

Leaked audio comments from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg feature him venting his frustrations with Elizabeth Warren’s plan to break up big tech companies such as Facebook and suggesting that he would mount a legal challenge against the U.S. government to stave off this possibility. What do you think...

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New Facebook Terms Of Service Includes Compulsory Inscription Into Zuckerberg’s Upcoming War Against Government

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Intrusive Thought Actually Making Make Compelling Argument For Taking Clothes Off In Public Park

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Interview: We Imprison Hideo Kojima In An Interview Room Until He Breaks Down And Admits He’s Just Making Shit Up As He Goes Along

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Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Sp

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Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Sp

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Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Sp

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'They have zero etiquette': Guy serves ice cold revenge to neighbor who steals his freshly shoveled parking space

Snow shoveling is a grueling task, and one that basically no one wants to do. On r/pettyrevenge, this OP shared their own tale of revenge, served cold, to an annoying neighbor. However, the commenters are completely split on who is the jerk in this situation. Disputes with neighbors can be messy, e...

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'Tired And Broke' : Best Memes Of The Week To Show Your Coworkers

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'The leaves in question were already in the back corner': Lawn maintenance guy gets locked in left leaf battle with local Karen when she makes baseless complaints about alleged leaf leaving

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'I was told it looks unprofessional': Front desk employee at hotel not allowed to use same bathroom as guests, cue malicious compliance

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Funniest Liver King Memes That Will Make You Roid Rage and Go Primal

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Snow Worries: A wintery mix of 20 icy fails to shiver your timbers

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Stupid Fails: 20+ idiotic things people genuinely believed once upon a time

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Bungling Robbery Suspects Receive Much-Deserved Dose Of Karma

Two robbery suspects lost their loot to the wind after a holdup at a travel agent’s office, newly released police video shows. Gusty winds then scatter the bills in the street and foil attempts to collect it. Greater Manchester Police released footage of the bungled getaway online Friday. It is n...

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'I've met a baby named Felonee and that takes the cake': 20+ Cringeworthy Baby Names

35+ Extra specific Spotify playlists to capture 'every possible mood in the human psyche'

'He's a major legal liability': Bigoted coworker lashes out at fast food restaurant

Update! 'There was broken glass everywhere': Can-stealing delinquent nephew gets arrested after trashing uncle's home

'With all due respect, you've never even worked in a restaurant before:' Hostess claps back at egotistical new manager who has never even worked a day in the service industry before

Real Fake News

Mark Zuckerberg Says He Will Sue If Elizabeth Warren Become Government

New Facebook Terms Of Service Includes Compulsory Inscription Into Zuckerberg’s Upcoming War Against Government

Intrusive Thought Actually Making Make Compelling Argument For Taking Clothes Off In Public Park

Interview: We Imprison Hideo Kojima In An Interview Room Until He Breaks Down And Admits He’s Just Making Shit Up As He Goes Along

Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Sp

Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Sp

Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Sp

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'They have zero etiquette': Guy serves ice cold revenge to neighbor who steals his freshly shoveled parking space

'Tired And Broke' : Best Memes Of The Week To Show Your Coworkers

'The leaves in question were already in the back corner': Lawn maintenance guy gets locked in left leaf battle with local Karen when she makes baseless complaints about alleged leaf leaving

'I was told it looks unprofessional': Front desk employee at hotel not allowed to use same bathroom as guests, cue malicious compliance

Funniest Liver King Memes That Will Make You Roid Rage and Go Primal

Snow Worries: A wintery mix of 20 icy fails to shiver your timbers

Stupid Fails: 20+ idiotic things people genuinely believed once upon a time

Stupid Criminals

Bungling Robbery Suspects Receive Much-Deserved Dose Of Karma

Cops Follow Trail Of Macaroni Salad Straight To Robbery Suspects

Can You Fight Off a Police Dog?

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2 Charged With Terroristic Threatening After Fight About Dog Poop

Two Charged With Terroristic Threatening Over Dog Poop

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