New App Connects Users Too Tired To Get Out Of Bed With Gig Worker Who Will Turn Off Their Lights
SAN FRANCISCO—Touting the on-demand service as a great convenience for anyone who finds themselves exhausted at the end of a long day, a widely hyped new startup unveiled an app Tuesday that con...
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Small Group Of Parents Explains Why They Are Responsible For 60% Of Book Bans
After analyzing over 1,000 attempted book bans filed in 37 states, a new study found that the majority were initiated by an extremely small and extremely vocal group of individuals. The Onion asked...
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Elon Musk Axes Twitter Election Integrity Team Ahead Of 2024 Elections
Elon Musk has reportedly fired the election integrity team at X, formerly known as Twitter, less than a month after pledging to expand the safety and elections teams. What do you think? “He’s still...
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Home At Last!
Profoundly warm and inviting, this perfect residence has everything you desire. Sounds expensive, right? Well, rejoice, for your true home is not an opulent building of brick or wood, but rather...
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Federal Government Announces They’ve Hidden Briefcase Full Of Slavery Reparations Somewhere In Continental U.S.
WASHINGTON—Rolling out a new initiative to provide the financial restitution long advocated for by the Black community, the federal government announced Tuesday that it had hidden a briefcase full of slavery reparations somewhere in the continental United States. “Get ready to look far and wid...
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'[I got] fired because I wouldn't pet [a] customer's dog': Contractor gets fired for not petting a client's dog when client lies about the exchange
Even when they're in your own home, if there are strangers in your home providing a service for you, you need to keep your pets well away from them so that they can do their work—even if your pets are the most friendly animals in existence. This is why I honestly do not envy anyone whose job involv...
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Bungling Robbery Suspects Receive Much-Deserved Dose Of Karma
Two robbery suspects lost their loot to the wind after a holdup at a travel agent’s office, newly released police video shows. Gusty winds then scatter the bills in the street and foil attempts to collect it. Greater Manchester Police released footage of the bungled getaway online Friday. It is n...
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