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Internet Divided Over Video Of Black Cop Shooting White Cop Who Was Choking Out Racist White Woman Who Called Police On Black Teenagers

CHICAGO—Following a widely shared post that sparked debate and confusion among online factions of every stripe, the internet was reportedly divided Thursday over a video that documented a Black cop shooting a white cop for choking out a racist white woman who had just called the police on some...

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI

SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks...

This Tall Man Is Eating A Small Salad; Will It Be Enough?

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Suspected Russia-Trained Spy Whale Spotted Off Sweden’s Coast

A beluga whale that turned up in Norway wearing a harness in 2019, prompting speculation it was a spy trained by the Russian navy, has reappeared off Sweden’s coast. What do you think? “My God, who...

Company Celebrates Pride Month With Single Bottle Of Poppers Wordlessly Placed In Bathroom

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‘Who Knows What Future Generations Might Judge Us For?’ Says Man Abducting Another Child To Strangle In Basement

SANFORD, ME—Explaining that society’s stance on human morals had varied greatly even over his own lifetime, local man Greg Handley, 46, reportedly asked, “Who knows what future generations might judge us for?” Thursday as he abducted another child to strangle in his basement. “You just can’t d...

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Russia Issues Arrest Warrant For Lindsey Graham

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God Burns Mouth After Taking Big Swig Of Volcano

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Federal Court Rules Sacklers Can Still Go To Heaven

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Report: More Hospitals Requiring Patients To Put Body Part Down As Collateral Before Receiving Services

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Prize-Winning Zucchini Stripped Of Blue Ribbon Following Miracle Gro Scandal

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'The meter maid literally ran to his car to give him a ticket': Top 20 Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (June 1, 2023)

Without password sharing for movie streaming services, how will humanity survive? Families are being torn apart as some streaming services have ceased allowing families to share passwords with each other. Now, something that was once a legacy — having a cheap pass to let all your family and friends...

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'The job listing read $110,000': Job candidate calls company out for refusing to pay the amount listed in job description, hiring manager denies salary expectations

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'They expected me to work there until retirement': Boss ignores employee's resignation after responding aggressively to their request for a raise

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'Here's something sweet to remember me': Employee quits, announces departure on cake, internet drags him

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‘My boss ate my lunch’: Employees get even with boss who eats their lunches, boss pays hundreds of dollars to eat leftovers

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'[I] hope you have the days you deserve': Barista shuts down angry customer online

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'I caught her in a bold-faced lie': 20 Incompetent coworkers who are impossible to work with

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Bungling Robbery Suspects Receive Much-Deserved Dose Of Karma

Two robbery suspects lost their loot to the wind after a holdup at a travel agent’s office, newly released police video shows. Gusty winds then scatter the bills in the street and foil attempts to collect it. Greater Manchester Police released footage of the bungled getaway online Friday. It is n...

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Internet Divided Over Video Of Black Cop Shooting White Cop Who Was Choking Out Racist White Woman Who Called Police On Black Teenagers

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI

This Tall Man Is Eating A Small Salad; Will It Be Enough?

Suspected Russia-Trained Spy Whale Spotted Off Sweden’s Coast

Company Celebrates Pride Month With Single Bottle Of Poppers Wordlessly Placed In Bathroom

Real Fake News

‘Who Knows What Future Generations Might Judge Us For?’ Says Man Abducting Another Child To Strangle In Basement

A History Of The U.S. Debt Ceiling

Russia Issues Arrest Warrant For Lindsey Graham

God Burns Mouth After Taking Big Swig Of Volcano

Federal Court Rules Sacklers Can Still Go To Heaven

Report: More Hospitals Requiring Patients To Put Body Part Down As Collateral Before Receiving Services

Prize-Winning Zucchini Stripped Of Blue Ribbon Following Miracle Gro Scandal

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'The meter maid literally ran to his car to give him a ticket': Top 20 Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (June 1, 2023)

'The job listing read $110,000': Job candidate calls company out for refusing to pay the amount listed in job description, hiring manager denies salary expectations

'They expected me to work there until retirement': Boss ignores employee's resignation after responding aggressively to their request for a raise

'Here's something sweet to remember me': Employee quits, announces departure on cake, internet drags him

‘My boss ate my lunch’: Employees get even with boss who eats their lunches, boss pays hundreds of dollars to eat leftovers

'[I] hope you have the days you deserve': Barista shuts down angry customer online

'I caught her in a bold-faced lie': 20 Incompetent coworkers who are impossible to work with

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Bungling Robbery Suspects Receive Much-Deserved Dose Of Karma

Cops Follow Trail Of Macaroni Salad Straight To Robbery Suspects

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2 Charged With Terroristic Threatening After Fight About Dog Poop

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